White Hot Solid Boxer Briefs w/ fly

Mid-rise with a mid-thigh inseam and left-side fly

Rise: 12”
Inseam: 5 3/4”
Rise & Inseam measurements taken from size M 

According to scientists in lab coats with tape on their glasses, pure white is the hottest color flame produced, with a burning temperature above 2,400º F.   They also agree you'll be at least twice that hot wearing these.